All the hot sex I’m not having

When that girl you’re crazy into but are just friends with tells you in extreme detail about the wild sex she just finished 5 minutes ago with her boyfriend and she’s into the exact same fucked up shit as you are.

She just squirted across the room and has a pussy full of her man’s jizz.  I haven’t had sex in 11 months.  I’m crawling out of my skin.

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